February 21, 2009         Supergod needs you to save the world!  The Honey Challenge!  How would you go about saving our                  world from destruction? Pictured above is SUPERGOD with some of his team. It was taken before the emergency board meeting!

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11:00 a.m., Monday, January 15, 2020 (Earth time) Emergency Meeting
Board of Directors
Intergalactic Development Systems

Present:

SUPERGOD*
plus all 13,745 SUB-GODS

Chairman's Statement

I want to draw to your attention that the Earth experiment is not going so well. As your SUPERGOD, I provided you with a planet, plants, and life forms in order for you to try out your different theories. If you can recall, this experiment was to provide us with a formula to apply to 100 billion planets we wish to develop. We have invested more than 3 million earth years on this project, and frankly, I am disappointed with recent reports from planet Earth.

Ladies and Gentlemen, you have let your personal likes and dislikes influence most of what is taking place. You were supposed to have a common goal, namely, “a world in which all species would live in harmony with their fellow life forms while maintaining the planet!” It has not worked. I don't want any bickering from you with your accusations and allegations of who should be blamed for the failure. Collectively, you have all failed!

I have, therefore, decided that you all must accept a challenge to get the experiment turned around, or we have to cut our losses and start over again somewhere else. Needless to say, I will be invoking stricter guidelines if we have to start over.

This challenge must be accomplished by 12:01 a.m. GST, January 1 st , 2021. If it isn’t I have no alternative but to destroy the planet earth. Any attempts by its inhabitants to settle on another planet will not be allowed. If any space ships attempt such a migration, I will destroy them.

Here, therefore, is my challenge:

All human life forms must discontinue consuming bee honey.

That means that all forms of bee honey, be it frozen, powdered or any other form that Earth scientists may devise, must not be consumed by any human life form after the stated time. None human life forms may continue to consume honey.

Destroying bees will not be tolerated. The penalty for killing bees, whether by accident or on purpose, will be punishable by a quick trip to planet Mercury for the guilty parties. And don't think I am going to use one of those “innocent until proven guilty” theories. I am the SUPERGOD. I will be the judge. And, may I remind you to inform your followers that human life forms can not survive for more than 120 earth seconds on Mercury.

You have 15 days to perfect your presentations to the leaders of your individual groups. I suggest you have your meetings with at least three, but no more than five leaders of each group. My reasoning for this is that many of your leaders don't tell the truth as it should be told. If your groups do not heed your words, or attempt to alter them, may you have mercy on their souls. I won’t.

On January 1st, I will, for the 24-hour period, waive my rule that you should not appear on Earth. During this time you must make your presentations at your chosen venues and make my challenge known to your respective groups. Distribution of my message to your followers will be their responsibility.

I remind you that I am not pleased that some of you contravened my policy that we should never appear to humans, particularly in their life form. For this reason, I command you that none of you are permitted to take on the appearance of human life forms. Therefore, I have had a God life form designed for you to make your appearances on planet earth.

Illustration of how some Gods will appear on Jan 1st

You may prepare your followers with advance warning that you will appear on January 1 st and you should describe what they can expect. If you have permitted more than one group to accept versions of your philosophy, you may have to hold your meeting in a sufficiently large venue. I realize that my “five representative” maximum will create complications, but you brought it all on yourselves. Some of you will have very large audiences

If you no longer have any followers you can not participate. Some of you may feel that another of our team has beliefs and principles close to yours but I do not wish to have a “popularity” contest emerge among you Gods. In effect, none of you are to appear at another God’s gathering. You should spend your time analyzing your failure at sustaining a following. This is particularly important if we start over again. I don’t need any of you again attempting what was obviously a faulty formula.

I have one exception. If all of your followers were killed off by the followers of another of our team, you will be permitted another attempt if we repeat this experiment of inhabiting planets.

Any alteration of your designated appearance will result in your removal from our Intergalactic Development program and you will have 48 earth hours before I exterminate you. You must advise your followers what has happened and you have released them to associate with any of our other Gods.

If they wish, other gods may recruit members of your group during that 48-hour grace period. If they don't declare their membership by the end of this 48-hour period, they will be exterminated.

I understand that many of you have permitted human life forms to create their own concepts of how you appear. That was your mistake. I trust that you will be able to overcome your error when communicating to your followers.

Since there are so many of you, I have used different colour combinations to tell you apart. I believe it will help if your human forms see that all of you, with the exception of your colour treatments, are identical Gods. The consistency of your appearances should help you to convince your followers that you are speaking for me. In your folders you will find descriptions of all other Gods plus mine.

The Agnostics will have a year to choose which of you they wish to follow. I will handle the Atheists. Their scientists only require proof that I exist so I don’t expect much trouble from them except that they do not have any identifiable leaders. They will have to work it out. Besides, I can choose to extinguish them individually if they persist. You may do the same with your followers if they give you any static.

In the folders in front of you I have provided details for your appearances. Meeting adjourned.

Re-Posted February 4, 2009

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