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May 22, 2009
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What you won’t learn
at church!
President Gerald Ford who was reported to have difficulty
"walking and chewing gum".
You can even become President without knowing how to walk and chew gum. Did you learn to do them both without making a sound?
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I did. So did my sister and most of my cousins. The secrets were learned from my Grandmother and Grandfather who took time to teach us -- and, in the process, rescue our parents from aggravation and save them money.
First we learned how to chew gum
My grandmother knew how to get through to our young minds. She told stories.
Here was her “gum” story.
Did you know that the Queen really likes spearmint gum? It is her favourite. Sometimes the Queen has to make do with other flavors but spearmint is her favorite.
She would not be very Queen-like if her citizens saw her chewing gum so she learned how to chew gum so that nobody knew. She never ever opened her mouth when she chewed. When she had to speak she would use her tongue to tuck her gum between her cheek and her gums. Of course, she couldn’t chew a big wad of gum. If she did, her cheek would bulge out and everybody would know she was chewing gum. When she chewed she would hardly move her jaw. Sometimes she would move her jaw from side to side rather than up and down. She would get every ounce of flavor from her gum and got to enjoy it all of her life and nobody ever knew!
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We set about trying to outdo the Queen. In the last 60 years I have encountered many who never learned how to chew gum. I wish they had.
I think that many people get so absorbed with their gum chewing efforts that they forget how to walk. I have to admit that they could even become President like that other fellow did, but I believe you would want to be remembered for more than your gum chewing habits.
And then we learned how to walk!
When I was five years old, my grandfather announced that it was time for me to learn how to walk. I thought he was either joking or crazy. I had been walking as long as I could remember and here was this old guy claiming he was going to teach me what I didn't already knew!
Boy, was I wrong.
“If you make noise you are not doing it right!”
Basically, that was his message. There were other things that made a big difference, but not making any noise was the first step. When he captured my interest with the "noise making thing" he progressed into the other things that made the essential difference in my sports life -- and now in my old age.
You won't need nearly as much energy if you learn to walk properly!
"Learn to point your toes straight in the direction you are walking -- and use them to propel you forward!" Most people no longer use their toes. They just flop on the end of their feet and tell you where their bodies end. They could replace their feet with stumps and never know the difference.
"Grab the earth with your toes and use your toes to help your feet," he said.
I learned to do this. In fact, when I sprinted I never let my heels touch the ground. I found that just using the balls of my feet and my toes I was amazingly fast. I do it to this day although I seldom run unless it is for a bus. I am over 70.
Many children instinctively walk about on their tip toes. They are doing what comes naturally until, unfortunately, the parents get them into shoes that inhibit "toe walking".
When I learned to use my toes, I got a big bonus because I used less energy getting to where I was going.
And, of course, you save a lot of money if you, and yours, walk properly.
Kids who drag their feet cost their parents money because dragging wears out the shoes long before the kids grow out of them. Grandpa said that since kid's feet outgrew their shoes rapidly, you wouldn't have to buy new shoes for generations and generations if the kids learned to walk properly. Of course, we are also conditioned to the belief that wearing hand-me-downs is a sign of poverty.
Grown-ups who know how to walk properly also spend a lot less on their shoes because they never wear them out! I should point out that I never use artificial fibre socks or "plastic" shoes. Unfortunately, today it is extremely difficult to find shoes that are not made from plastics and held together with chemically created adhesives. I believe the time I spend is worth it, and besides, I don't have to do it very often.
Do your kids or your grandkids a favor. Teach them how to walk!
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I was proud that I knew how to properly walk and chew gum without making a sound. Both gave me an edge as a student who liked to chew gum in class and wanted to excel in school sports. They were important lessons in a life that also learned to live . . . without gods!
Anton Kozlik
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Atheist
Quotes
Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas. 
Clarence Darrow
1857 - 1938
Civil Liberterian , Lawyer
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My definition of morality . . .
“No one should expose another living entity to unwarranted pain, loss, or deprivation!”
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*Terms and Definitions
My articles may contain words or phrases that may infer different meanings to different readers, or the reader may be unfamiliar with the term or its definition. I feel it is important to know what the writer meant when he used a word or term.
cognitive dissonance —
Filtering out information that conflicts with what one already believes, in an effort to ignore that information and reinforce one’s beliefs.
Editors note: I will be repeating the “cognitive dissonance” definition for quite a while since it is practiced by so many — known by so few!
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Grandpa said . . .
“Some lessons in life are really not that difficult to learn!”
He believed that people are so busy trying to live without learning anything that they miss out on many of the basic things for which they could have pride. As an example, he was appalled by the number of people who spent thousands of dollars on a computer, but never took the time to learn how to type. When we used mechanical typewriters, a good secretary could type at 90 words a minute.
Today, most of them can hardly manage 40 words a minute.
Claims that "I can type at 100 words a minute" have been replaced by "I can operate a computer".
I share his comments with you.
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May 20, 2009
What did you learn at the dinner table, Brian?

No, I’m not talking about your meals with Hans Schreiber. I mean your drinks with Dimitrije!
Click here
to read my last posting.
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